So I was texting my ex-boyfriend and..
I can’t imagine
on a scale of
how openly do you ship yourself with your best friend
what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
*Rapidly tries to make hair look decent*
but then they were all “no your hair looks fine” and they laughed
and then after a long somewhat awkward amount of silence they were just like
"i like your pajamas"
i would cry
This is not okay
this is disgusting
*CASUALLY sits on train and SCOOPS UP COPIOUS AMOUNTs OF MAYONNAISE AND SWALLOWS IT IN GuLPS *
It must be vanilla pudding from that ‘List of things to freak people out in public’ like drinking Gatorade from a windex bottle